shut up.

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Scotty Doesn’t Know (by RoseRanger)

iamkatniss:

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everything-i-smelled-was-sweet:

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Jason Segel on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno | On meeting the president

The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.